#and the inital statement about asexuals is still widely debated as well but it's more accepted than the others

[2pen2wildfire]

*stands at podium*

"Asexuals can have sex and even enjoy it while still identifying as ace."

*murmurs of general agreement from the audience*

"Because sexuality is about attraction, correct?"

*more general agreement*

"Therefore... *loud, aggressive throat clearing because I have a condition* Gay men can have sex with women."

*sudden angry uproar, several comments accusing me of being a rapist*

*I am dragged off the stage by security*

"AND THEREFORE STRAIGHT MEN CAN HAVE SEX WITH OTHER MEN AND STILL BE STRAIGHT!"

*I am taken outside and beaten to death*